Dumbassed fag

So, I left my phone in Halo Saturday when I left at about midnight. Instead of turning the phone over to a bartender, some stupid queen CALLED MY MOTHER. I kid you not. So, I had a message on my phone when I got home early Sunday morning saying that some drunk had called her and they were taking the phone to the bartender. Naturally, this provided fodder for her for about 15 minutes when I called to wish her a HMD last night. She then preceded to tell me how much she doesn't like illegals and was pissed when I threw the WWJD card into it. "He would tell people to OBEY THE LAW!" Um, sure, Mom, that was his number one message. Not.