Funniest thing I read today

Courtesy of Towelroad:

John McCain will announce his vice presidential running mate at event in Ohio late on Friday morning. But those who want to know first can sign up to receive the information early via telegram.

I love Kristen Chenowith

I just love her to pieces.

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Mom, I didn't make the olympic team

Well, here's a surprise (not)

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